Jojo
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Jun 6, 2003 12:38:22 GMT 8
Post by Jojo on Jun 6, 2003 12:38:22 GMT 8
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Jojo
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Jun 6, 2003 12:42:10 GMT 8
Post by Jojo on Jun 6, 2003 12:42:10 GMT 8
The Filipino Van Gogh Family
A relative who likes his liquor . . . La Sing Gogh In-law who is serving time in Muntinlupa . . . Vinny Lang Gogh Rich Chinese aunt who doesn't care who smells her . . . Dina Lee Lee Gogh The dermatologist cousin . . . Dr. Kuh Lou Gogh The olympian athlete niece . . . Reddy Ghetzett Gogh
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Jun 7, 2003 1:10:41 GMT 8
Post by wilmaflintstones on Jun 7, 2003 1:10:41 GMT 8
HAHAHHA I love Dr Kuh Lou Gogh!!!!
Anyway, what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef! hehehehe
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Jojo
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Jun 15, 2003 8:33:23 GMT 8
Post by Jojo on Jun 15, 2003 8:33:23 GMT 8
There was this Pinay named Maria who was born and raised in Olongapo City. She met her husband, John while he was stationed at Subic Bay Naval Base. Maria doesn't have an excellent command of the English language, but she and John manage to communicate. One day, Maria decided to cook a big dinner for John, so she called John up at work and told him to come home straight from work. John and his co-workers had been working long hours trying to finish up a project their admiral had assigned weeks ago, so they were excited to finally finish it. They decided to go to the ship's chow hall to celebrate. When John came home around midnight, he realized he forgot about the dinner that Maria had made for him. As Maria came out of the kitchen, John began to explain. "Honey, I'm really sorry. The guys decided to celebrate a little bit, so we ended up eating at the ship.""Ah, like that, ha? I cook the house for you, you eat the ship!""Honey, I'm really sorry," begged John. "Ahh! Don't sorry to me! From now, you do your do, I do my do! You hardenthere!" (Tagalog translation: Ah, ganon ha? Pinaglutuan kita dito sa bahay, kumain ka naman sa barko! Mula ngayon, gawin mo ang gusto mong gawin, gagawin ko ang gusto kong gawin! MANIGAS KA DIYAN!) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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sweet
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Aug 1, 2003 21:08:02 GMT 8
Post by sweet on Aug 1, 2003 21:08:02 GMT 8
Wow guys....nice jokes....i love all those jokes....talagang nakakatawa.... ;D ;D ;D
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Jojo
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Aug 5, 2003 15:00:24 GMT 8
Post by Jojo on Aug 5, 2003 15:00:24 GMT 8
GOOD OLE' FATHER SOMEWHERE IN ITALY, MAYRON ISANG MALIIT NA CATHOLIC CHURCH-FATHER WAS VERY WORRIED COZ' THE CHURCH HAS LITTLE MONEY SO HE ASKED TO ALL KABABAYAN THAT THEY NEEDED TO DO ANYTHING AND ANYHOW TO HELP THE CHURCH. ONE DAY NAKITA NG ISANG PINAY KUNG BAKIT MAY NAKASANPAY NA BLOUSE, SKIRT,AND HALF SLIP MALAPIT SA KUWARTO NI FATHER SO OF COURSE KUMALAT ANG TSISMIS THEN NAG DECIDE SILA NA KAUSAPIN SI FATHER, SO THEY WENT TO SEE HIM- PINAY SAID,"FATHER PLEASE BE HONEST W/ US BAKIT HO MAYRON KAMING NAKITANG MGA NAKASAMPAY NA DAMIT NG BABAE SA LABAS NG KUWARTO NYO? MAY BABAE HO BA KAYO? FATHER ANSWERED YOU SINNERS! DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT I TOLD U WE NEED TO DO ANYTHING,AND ANYHOW? HERE I AM TUMATANGAP NA NG LABADA PARA MAGKAPERA!!!!!!!!!!!
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sweet
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Aug 5, 2003 20:49:09 GMT 8
Post by sweet on Aug 5, 2003 20:49:09 GMT 8
Hahahaha...galing naman ng mga jokes niyo Jojo! Ganda.... ;D ;D ;D ;D Keep it up....
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